A message from the cat: What is Happiness: (HARPs)

I was planning on doing something like this for awhile. Basically, I’m going to post each week a message from the cat, like: How to get your human to feed you, 5 tips on how to be lazy.

Today, Gosha (my cat) has “kindly” agreed to share with us humans, what is happiness for a cat. I even helped him right a poem. (He graduated college so he’s very “experienced”)

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This post is for  Starling’s Contest: The Happy and Random Posts (aka HARPs contest!!!)

You can find my previous post on happiness here.

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Poem by me and a smart fat cat named GOSHA!!!!!!!

A person may think
that to a cat,
the sound of a can being opened,
is happiness for a cat.
But they’re wrong
no, not the smell of fish.
But the sound of the cat’s
favorite person’s voice,
talking to them.
Because one a cat finds human partner,
they develop a bond.
And just sitting there, next to that person,
is happiness for a cat.

 

Me: I hope you guys enjoyed this poem, I don’t really don’t know much about writing about poems. So, if it’s bad, blame the fat cat.

Gosha: HEY!!! Injustice…. I’m now going to stare into your dark soul until you apologize.

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Gosha: LOOK AT ME!!! APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW, YOU HUMAN!!!!! I’M GOING TO STEAL THE CAT FROM YOU!!! *evil cat grin*

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Me: *laughs* I’m innocent *raises hands in the air*

Gosha: Why are you laughing at me?! Ok. That’s. It. I’m calling that Kitten squad on you!

Me: The what?

Gosha: The Kitten Squad.

Me: Excuse me?

Gosha: You humans aren’t smart. The Kitten Squad takes the bad humans  away…

Me: So, basically the cat police?

Gosha: Whats a police?

Me: You’re pronouncing it wrong.

Gosha: I’m a cat.

Me: That’s not a good excuse.

Gosha: I’m still a cat. But whats a police…?

Me: *mumbles under breath: I don’t get payed enough for this* The people who ride in the car that goes WHEE-OoH-WHEE-OoH, with the flashing lights.

Gosha: Oh.

Gosha: What were we talking about, again?

Me: *sighs* I’m not even going to try to explain.

Gosha: Fine, be that way, I’ll go attack that bird over there! *stares at bird*

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Gosha: I got a better idea, I’m going to sleep on the stairs, to get in the away. ON PURPOSE!!!!

Points

3 point = coming out with this post

6 points =  I have 3 photos and each picture is worth 2 points.

Add that all together and you get:

9 POINTS IN TOTAL

(I know that’s not a lot, but last time I think, I got a good amount of points)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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